Norris just turned 70 years old, and he bought himself a Nissan GT-R. This is the result.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal to a GT-R.
Chuck Norris and Mr T. got into a GT-R and drove to a bar. The bar instantly exploded as that much AWESOME can't be contained in one place.
A tsunami that hit the Oregon Coast reportedly caused by an earthquake in Japan was actually the result of early engine dyno runs by the GT-R.
If you tattoo GT-R on your chest you will instantly become a superhero with the ability to take down Batman, Superman, Spiderma